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A blog for those up past 4 A.M.


Monday, October 18, 2010

Started my own lawn service business today

Like the title says, I started one. It will probably fail, but with how bad the Michigan job market is I am not really left with many choices. So to all the self starters out there, the best of luck to you.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Madeleine Mcann

Sure you have heard of Madeleine Mcann. She disappeared on the evening of Thursday, 3 May 2007, while on holiday with her parents and twin siblings in the Algarve region of Portugal. The British girl went missing from an apartment, in the central area of the resort of Praria de Luz a few days before her fourth birthday, and has still not been found...until now?

What you are looking at is nearly irrefutable evidence of what has happened here. This is about to blow up guys, stay tuned.


Sorry guys, been a little slow to update recently. Been very busy with school. But today, I leave you with something. Something that will make you smile.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Red Wings Ready to Bounce Back

So, Hockey fan or have heard of the Red Wings.

After a disappointing playoff run last season, and losing in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals against Pittsburgh in 2008 you can most definitely expect the Wings to come back in a huge way this season. With the addition of legendary American skater Mike Modano expect to see all of our lines improve as well as our penalty kill. Jiri Hudler will also be returning to the Wings this season after his season long run in the KHL.

So who will be the top points producers? Here are my predictions.

1. Henrik Zetterberg

Not only do I think he feels the cup calling his name, his passion for the game has made him a natural leader for the Wings. I expect him to put up anywhere from 80-90 points this season.

2. Pavel Datsyuk

Expect more shootout wizardry from this man. He can weave himself so well through traffic in the zone it's sickening. Expect him to make anywhere from 80-90 points this season.

3. Johan Franzen

Expect everyone on the ice to be a little afraid of this man. The Mule is back and kicking in full force after coming off of being injured last season. His points surged last season when he came back, expect season long scoring madness. Expect him to make around 80 points.

There are many things to be excited for this season if you are a Wings fan. Expect more updates from me.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

It's Always Sunny

So, the new season of my favorite show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia starts tonight at 10. Needless to say I am quite excited.

I'll be having some friends over to watch while we partake in the ritualistic smoking of the ganja.

But what I really wanted to talk about is this. Does this show ever take it too far? Whether it be making fun of deaf mutes, or homeless people this show is never slow to offend.
But is it actually offensive? I don't think so. You have to appreciate the humor that the characters lives just ooze naturally. And while it may be offensive to some, they are also making fun of themselves.

Maybe Americans get up in arms about things too easy, but for tonight I don't have to worry about such things. Just about watching my beloved show.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Don't Chief it if it Ain't Yours.

Don't chief on my shit if you aren't paying me or throwing down. Dicks.

Pic very related.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dead Rising 2 Case Zero Guide to Combo's!

Alright guys so I have been playing the absolute shit out of Dead Rising 2: Case Zero and I wanted to create a little guide for the combos in the game.

First we will start off with the weapon combos.

Electric Rake
Battery + Rake
Pitchfork + Shotgun
Paddle Saw
Kayak Paddle + Chainsaw
Air Horn
Spray Paint + Traffic Cone
Improvised Explosive Device
Box of Nails + Gas Can
Newspaper + Whiskey
Drill Bucket
Bucket + Drill
Beer Hat
Bottle of Beer + Hard Hat
Spiked Bat
Baseball Bat + Nails.

And now for the drink mixes.
Energizer: Chuck cannot be injured.
Mixes: Chili + Chili
Nectar: Queen Bees will be attracted.
Mixes: Orange Juice + Milk
Pain Killer: Health.
Mixes: Beer + Beer; Whiskey + Whiskey
Quickstep: Increases Chuck’s speed drastically.
Mixes: Milk + Milk; Bacon, Pie
Randomizer: Random drink with a strong chance of making Chuck sick.
Mixes: Whiskey + Beer
Repulse: Zombies will not and cannot attack you.
Mixes: Hot Dog + Soda
Spitfire: Chuck can spit a short range flame burst attack.
Mixes: Snack + Snack; Whiskey + Snack
Untouchable: Chuck cannot be grabbed by Zombies.
Mixes: Bacon + Milk
Zombait: Zombies are more attracted to Chuck.
Mixes: Milk, Pie; Beer + Hotdog

Now this is just what I have found so far. If you find anymore feel free to comment and tell me!

Favorite Music for Gaming.

Sitting here playing Dante's Inferno for Xbox 360 and blasting Converge on my beloved laptop I began to wonder...

I began to wonder what other people listen to while they game. For me, it changes depending on the game. For the most part though, Metal. I love Metal and it accentuates the games perfectly in my opinion.

Here is one of my favorite songs to fight bosses to.

What is it about this song you may ask? Despite the obvious rage from the musicians in the band, it's the climactic ending breakdown the song contains that gets me every time. It makes me feel empowered I guess you could say.

Enough from me.



Currently sitting in my basement under a mountain of blankets with all the shades drawn... am I a nerd?

A friend and I had a conversation about this yesterday. Are we nerds or are we geeks? Are we neither? We kept going over the things that we thought made us nerdy. Several key things jumped to mind. Our obsession with technology, our obsession to know how that technology works, and our obsession with this thing we call...the internet.

The internet is this huge, unforgiving place. In this other dimension you have access to information on anything you can imagine. We began to realize that our generation cannot outrun the grasps of nerdiness for one simple reason. The internet! We have access to anything we want at all times and it is accessible with just a few key strokes.

I don't think this a bad thing though, don't get me wrong. The internet could be what saves our fine country from the damnation of retardation.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Reaching...for Halo?

So, I accompanied a friend of mine to get his reserved copy of Halo: Reach from our local Gamestop tonight. Needless to say the line of all different kinds of people was enjoyable to see. Especially as high as we were. Literally every demographic you could imagine (save the 50-90 year olds) was there to get their copy. What was amusing was how EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. that drove out of there sped off at 100 miles per hour. It was quite the sight to behold. 
I wanted to make a point. A point that needed to be mad. ANYONE that is excited for Call of Duty: Black Ops has to be way slow. Sorry to say but this game (from what I can tell so far) has succeeded in one thing. Ripping off of other games. Point in case.

This game mode that they are praising for being so "innovative" and "original" is straight ripped from a community mod for Mani Admin mod for Counter-Strike: Source. Treyarch has systematically kept creating bad games, and you guys are just supporting their retardation. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.
Sitting around today I began to be very nostalgic. The games I used to play, the movies I used to love, the books I read front cover to back over and over. But let's be honest, the video games are most important...

The first system I owned was an NES. I had Mario/Duck Hunt and eventually got Mega Man and some other random games. Mega Man was always a little difficult for me at such a young age. But did I love Mario and Duck Hunt. Eventually I got an N64, never a SNES. I had Diddy Kong racing and played the fuck out of it. That along with Blast Corps. That game was so satisfying at a young age. The idea of destroying all those buildings as a giant robot was pretty appealing at the time.

The Playstation was probably responsible for a few missed homework assignments. Syphon Filter was my shit on that console. Had Crash Bandicoot too. Didn't enjoy it as much.

The fuck am I rambling for?

What cable networks has the best original programming?

In my opinion, FX. They have some great writers making some great shows for them right now. Whether it be It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or Archer, laughs are sure to be had. How about some feedback? What is your favorite network?